Shepherds & Sheeple Exposing the naked truth of politics

Issue No. 001 · Launch week

Two Legs Good!

A Shepherds & Sheeple strip · ~4 min read

So it happens every week: one of them stands up, says something that would not survive five seconds of asking why, and by nightfall the whole flock has it on a t-shirt. This is the machine. Here's how it runs, in panels.

Panel 1 · Scene set

Sunday, 6:00 PM. The words are chosen. They are always chosen.

A wolf in a suit at a podium under a spotlight saying 'Two legs good!'
Panel Above — the wolves“Two legs good! Forget what four legs was for.”
Panel 3 · The echo begins

By 6:01 PM, the field has heard it.

A herd of identical blank-faced sheep repeating the slogan on banners
Panel Below — the sheeple“TWO LEGS GOOD! FOUR LEGS BETTER! — BLEAT BLEAT BLEAT”
Panel 5 · Sunday, 6:59 PM

No one in the field is wearing the slogan. They are the slogan.

Panel 6 · The only question

When did you last repeat a slogan you never once examined?

Next issue, when it's ready.

Same farm. New slogan. Same machine.

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