Shepherds & Sheeple Exposing the naked truth of politics

Issue No. 002 · Nov 2026

The Word

A Shepherds & Sheeple strip · ~5 min read

This week's fear was not born in a town hall, or a construction site, or a utility bill. It was born in a newsroom, on a deadline, in a word. Not the thing — the name. And once the name caught, even the wolves stopped touching it. Here's how a machine runs when the enemy is a dictionary.

Panel 1 · Scene set

Somewhere, a newsroom. A deadline. One word gets chosen — because words are always chosen.

A media wolf at a news desk under a LIVE sign saying 'They're eating all your power, all your water, all your quiet!'
The Labeler — the media“They're eating all your power, all your water, all your quiet!”
Panel 3 · The herd learns the word

Not what a data center is. Not what it does. The word. And words travel faster than facts, every time.

A herd of identical sheep marching behind a banner that reads 'Outlaw data centers! They use everything up'
Panel Below — the sheeple“OUTLAW DATA CENTERS!” — the sign goes up, and no one asks what the sign is actually about.
A stranger walks by and casually says 'data center'; a sheep freezes and shakes. Caption: they knew the word, they never knew the thing.
Panel Below — the sheepleA stranger says it out loud. No sign. No banner. No news. One sheep, frozen.
A newspaper front page, The Daily Bleat, with the headline 'Data center = bad!' Caption: by dawn, the whole flock was shaking in fear.
The Labeler — the mediaThe word gets printed, and now it's not a rumor anymore. It's the paper.
A politician wolf at the podium trying to say data centers are fine if regulated, while the herd behind him screams 'Ban it! Ban it!'
Panel Above — the wolvesNow even a wolf can't say the word out loud. It's political suicide. The labeler got both sides.
A sly wolf with a wand swaps the sign 'Data center' to 'Technology department' and the sheep smile. Caption: it is not a data center, problem solved.
The PunchlineOne wand. One name change. Everyone is happy. It's not a data center.
Panel 9 · The real problem

Don't outlaw the name. Don't outlaw the box. Find the real pain — the noise, the water, the power, the traffic — and put the rules around that. If a place causes none of that pain, then what it's called shouldn't matter at all.

Panel 10 · The only question

When did you last fear a word instead of a thing?

Next issue, when it's ready.

Same farm. New word. Same machine.

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